Monday, May 2, 2011

my thoughts on delivering the news of Osama's death

imagine America, the Rock walks tall(yeah i made a movie reference eat my shorts) to the podium accompanied by red white and blue fireworks. He say nothing for five minutes allowing the American people to lose our minds in anticipation. He raises the People's Eyebrow allowing for another cheap pop of adulation from the people. Oh my God he's gonna speak! "FINALLY!! THE ROCK HAS COME BACK TO D.C." which makes absolutely no sense because as president he is almost always there, but who care the Rock is president and he gets to deliver awesome news. He brings the mike up again to speak and deliver the awesome news when "WHACK" a chair hits him, wielded by Triple H his opponent last election. known for smear campaigns and brutal innappropriate physical assault. He grabs the mike to speak when Mick Foley out of nowhere ambushes him with a dirty sock allowing Mr. President to give the news of Bin Laden's death. Go ahead. Say it. I'm immature. But don't pretent you didn't for a second think this would be awesome!

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